Mush. Total Mush

 "Are you kiddin' me!"

 

 "Awwwwwwwww"

 "Sweeeeeeeeeet"

 

 "Oh nooooooooooooo!"

 "This is so boring. When are we going to be done."

 "Never!!!! 

I am Mario. 

I think like Mario.

I dream of tiny mustached men bouncing on top of bad guys.

I want to live my life as Mario.

I will save the princess...

I will collect 5 bajillion coins on the way.....

....this is my destiny......!!!!!!"

 "Except I just made Mario die, Aaron! Dang. Bummer.

Wanna play again....?"

 "I think our minds are turning to mush...."

Total. Mush.