What tweeners say...

If you had a girl...

who had a little curl...

right in the middle of her forehead.

(Just pretend....she had a little one when she was just one)

And if she was good, she was very very good. 

And hardly ever horrid.

Hardly 

 

On her happy birthday, you just might find yourself 

driving her around 

with a bunch of friends...

To do a bit of this...

 

 ...and a little bit of that.

You also might find yourself chuckling and giggling at some of the things tween girls say to each other. 

  

 "Hey there BFF. You know how you and I are the only kids in our ENTIRE class who don't have a cell phone?"

"Yeah, I know." replies the BFF.

"Well pretty soon everyone is going to have a car, and you and I are just going to be sitting around with out one."

"Yeah, I know." agrees the BFF.

Other tween girls riding along in the car could be found saying...

"Do you know that no matter how hard you kick a cat, it will always land on it's feet? Seriously. I know about these things." 

and

"Did you know when you ride Wicked at Lagoon if you open your eyes on the way up you will definitely barf all over the Lagoon workers. I know about these things."

                                      and

"Did you know that my mom hit a cat with her car when she was driving it. The cat didn't stand up."

 

and

"That was totally the best birthday party ever, except for those totally GROSS teenagers who were making out on the ice skating rink. That is just sick."

"Yeah. SO sick."

"Totally sick. I would NEVER do that."

 

Hope they don't ever forget it!

PS....one party guest was a little nervous about having her picture up on the Internet. Thus the flowers over her face. 

Didn't want you to think I didn't like her or anything...

....THAT would be horrid. 

Way worse than running over a cat 

and throwing up on teen Lagoon workers!

 

Ring Ring...Chuckle Chuckle!

Happy Monday Morning to you all on this very average, gray looking, stormy, middle of February, spring-can't-come-too-soon day. Need a little Monday chuckle? Here you have it.

Ring Ring said the phone.

"Can I answer it, Mom?" from BlondeEmily.

"Be my guest." I say.

"Hello?" my pretty blonde girl says into the phone.


Pause.

"I'm not sure. Let me check."

Then she goes into the bathroom and closes the door.

Pause.

Pause.

The bathroom door opens and Emily proclaims.....

"That was the dumbest phone call I've ever answered! They wanted to know if our toilets were running...how lame is that."


Chuckle-Chuckle from the Mom and the Dad.

"What did you tell them?" we ask.


"I told them, sure enough they were running fine! Then they told me I'd better go and catch them. Humph. So stupid, wasn't it mom?"


Chuckle-Chuckle Chortle-Chortle from the Mom and Dad. 

Ring Ring said the phone. 


"Hello..." said MyDearMother.


"Well, hello there Ma'am. I'm happy to be calling today to offer you a free case of Campbell's Cream of Chicken Soup! All you have to do is sing the Campbell's Soup Jingle to us over the phone and the case of soup is yours!" 


"Sounds great!" said MyDearMother.

"Campbell's Soup is M-M Good. M-M Good. M-M Good...." she sang in her beautiful lilting voice. 


Silence on the other end....


Then.....

Chuckle-Chuckle, Chortle-Chortle from the Campbell's Soup Impersonators.


 Click.